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Justin Michael (Reality Check)
That’s THE Justin Michael formerly known as Justin Chan. If my boy was to be a Marvel Comics superhero, I think he would, without a doubt, be Gambit. You know, that dude with a brown trench coat, red eyes, and has the ability to fucking set playing cards ablaze! Yeah, Justin is like that.. sort of. Like Gambit, Justin’s handy with his cards and takes his gambling seriously. He likes lighting things up too except it won’t be a deck of cards as much as it will be a pack of tobacco sticks. Carrying around a pole ain’t his swag either, although JMC knows how to work one ( Jeff knows it all too well).
I’m not a person who subscribes to anything. I mean I don’t read Men’s Health, Wall Street Journal, or Sports Illustrated or anything like that. But I’ll tell you what I do read almost religiously, especially around basketball season – Justin’s Facebook status. He should win a Nobel Prize or Pulitzer for that shit because it literally keeps me happy and living longer. But hey, he tells it how it is and you can always count on the guy’s brutal honesty and that’s why we love him. Thanks, Reality Check!
PS: Here’s his most recent post
Justin Michael Chan
garbage ass heat, lakers ALL DAY.
Jeffrey Khun (Loverboy)
Jeff’s the funniest guy in the group — hands down man. Dude doesn’t even need to say anything for me to start cracking up. He’s got jokes of all sorts except all of them are either derogatory, sexual, or flat out disgusting. Have you ever received pictures of a person’s dookie everyday for two weeks straight via BBM? I doubt it. But if you ask any one of our friends, I guarantee you they all have, thanks to our good ol’ buddy Jeff over here. How about a guy that goes to the movies by himself on the usual? Jeff’s your guy again man. You see, there are people that can think outside the box. Jeff lives outside the box and has probably even taken a couple dumps while he’s been out there. But hey, that’s Jeff.
Even though he’s the youngest, he’s definitely the man. I know this guy’s always down for a good time and that’s why he’s my main dude to party with. Overall, he always keeps everything lighthearted and fun. What more can you ask for than a good time? Here’s to the party animal that you all wish you guys could be, Jeff the loverboy (all the guys know why he’s loverboy haha). Cheers.