5 Lessons of Life

I’ve been living in Irvine for the past two weeks and have had a significant amount of time to myself and my thoughts. Here are some random shit. Enjoy, bitches.

You learn a bunch of shit in your life from books, teachers, friends & family, etc. But the deepest and most profound of these are the ones you learn from your own life experiences.

1. People come and go. Most of them aren’t worth more than a donkey’s dick to you. Then there are the select few that you will spend the best and worst times of your life with. This minority is your family and friends.

2. I change. You change. We change. Everyone changes. Whether it is for the best or worst, it’s  a part of life. Sooner or later that high school sweetheart of yours or that best friend in middle school will be a complete stranger to you. So just accept it and stride hard.

3. Someone finish this.

*Never mix your significant other with your friends.

** Holding hands is far more intimate than sex. I will have sex before I hold hands with a girl. There’s something about the act of linking fingers and palms. Maybe it’s the public declaration of being “together”. Or maybe it’s because guy and girl are both soberly acknowledging something that is not completely driven by lust.

  1. #1 by officer giggles on June 16, 2009 - 1:30 am

    andrew.. one of the life lessons needs to be… vodka on the rocks makes everyone look better. messing with pcd will get you owned and your very own album of incriminating pictures.

  2. #2 by Riddle of the Jinx on June 19, 2009 - 11:55 pm

    UHHHHH OHHHH. If I remember correctly, SOMEONE said having a blog is stupid. Look who’s stupid now. Just kidding. 🙂

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